what she said.

the sea.

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:44:00 -0400

the sea.

the sea shack.

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:38:38 -0400

the sea shack.

so cute!

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:03:07 -0400

so cute!

Photo

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:43:22 -0400

Photo

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:43:03 -0400

omg!!

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:42:48 -0400

omg!!

SO EXCITED.

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:26:10 -0400

SO EXCITED.

ianhoopes: were you are in Seymour? every truck in Seymour has a smoke stack. WTF is this truck?...

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:25:04 -0400

ianhoopes:

were you are in Seymour? every truck in Seymour has a smoke stack.

WTF is this truck? It has a smokestack. http://tinyurl.com/c8bxtm

1 week! it’s on! watch your back lil’...

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:19:13 -0500

1 week! it’s on! watch your back lil’ kim…… the woz is GUNNING for you!

katy and i obsess about the same things. we’re bff like...

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 13:58:53 -0500

katy and i obsess about the same things. we’re bff like that.

katyperryblog:

“Big smile, not that constipated smile!”
WOW. I want my childhood back and I want to COMPETE! I feel like Markus and I were raped from our childhood callings. He wasn’t given those big italian curls for NOT bouncing and skipping down a catwalk and I wasn’t given these big alien eyes for NOT batting at an array of pill popped judges. GIVE IT BACK. I have been in Europe for almost three weeks… and have obviously missed the best thing that has ever hit television. To tell you the truth… my mom entered me in one or two of these things. The first one was just at your local grocery store… i got 2nd place. It wasn’t a hard race… just between a couple of other girls in the grocery store and then I faintly remember doing a REAL pageant when we lived in Lake Havasu, AZ and I competed… and got 2nd place. 2ND PLACE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. DOWN TO THE BASEMENT WITH YOU. I bet it was cause mom cut corners… took her own pictures, over swarovski a jacket or something. Actually, you could probably not ever OVER swarovski ANYTHING in a Little Miss Perfect pagent! That is why I NEED TO COMPETE NOW. Even though I am 24, I still wear those same outfits… and still have my hair and makeup done like that… I am THEM. Plus I know exactly what I’d say if ANY question was picked outta a fish bowl… I mean I’ve done probably 5,000 interviews by now, I am READY for any curve ball! Okay, maybe there’s an age restriction. That’s fine, I’ll just become a pagent mom. I’m sure there’s room for two pagent bitches. Soft curls, fake lashes, crystals and big smile, welcome to your Little Miss Perfect addiction!!! (just bought my itunes season pass)

i’m watching a family say goodbye to their son and brother who is going to war. so so so sad.

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:12:05 -0500

i’m watching a family say goodbye to their son and brother who is going to war. so so so sad.

love her!

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:03:06 -0500

ianhoopes:

Ugh. Why does Kathy Griffin’s plastic face and shrill screech of a voice have to interrupt my Top Chef finale?

dear michael swope,

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:01:00 -0500

severalvariationsofgreen:

amen. who wants everyone to know that they watch the same sode over and over again?!? oh that’s right….. SWOPES does.

i am probably going to unfollow you.

and this is why.

i lost my debit card yesterday and someone turned it in to mall security. people are good.

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 18:45:56 -0500

i lost my debit card yesterday and someone turned it in to mall security. people are good.

this is for your phone.

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:23:38 -0500

this is for your phone.

ahhhhhhh!!!!

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 20:52:30 -0500

ahhhhhhh!!!!

my goodness.

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 20:42:07 -0500

my goodness.

a sleepy baby…… dailyotter: Via

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 20:36:09 -0500

a sleepy baby……

dailyotter:

Via

vomit.

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:47:01 -0500

ianhoopes:

Finally, the snow has come back to Louisville, Kentucky.

my first valentine of the day. yummy!

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 08:50:54 -0500

my first valentine of the day. yummy!